QUOTES FROM VAL D'ISERE

"I went for a burrito, but I got Pokemon. What the fuck?" --Alexei

"I can do it if someone sticks their finger in." --Hanka

"You probably won't find a stuffed beaver in boobs." --Justin

"It depends on how hard you stuff it." --Alexei

"If beers were made of belches, it would make an interesting story." --Alexei

"There was a motherfucker exchange as well." --Ben

"This is so good, all you want to do is chew and swallow." --Hanka

"We can't even wipe our asses with it, you smoked it." --Alexei

"Wait until it gets shorter, then I'll give you a proper blow." --Jan

"Oh shit, don't turn around while I do it." --Ben

"Move your hand, you're covering his cock." --Rachel

"My penis and I have different political opinions." --Beau

"Matt happened all over my leg." --Rachel

"_ That's not snot, is it?

 _ Yes it is, it's got the webbing." --Matt and Rachel

"Did you ever consider that a turtle might have pubes?" --Jan

"The beaver is an animal with intestines and shit. It could never be a bong." --Jan

"She was so short, I couldn't even get her legs over my head." --Ben

"I'll fuck my own boot." --Hanka

"You're really good on the futile slaps." --Ben